so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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