what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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