After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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