Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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