your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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