I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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