But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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