How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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