Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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