i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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