Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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