She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
