Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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