pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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