He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
