shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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