Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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