So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Text me some of your sweat
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
