if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
where does the pee come out of this thing
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His nipple licking is glorious
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