I heard we made out
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just google imaged poop.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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