Buhtt sex?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
