if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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