Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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