Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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