I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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