i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm like, not good at living.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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