I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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