Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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