Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Dick very happy bro
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