I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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