I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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