5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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