Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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