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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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