Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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