apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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