If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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