Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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