Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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