party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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