Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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