If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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