I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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