I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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