Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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