What did we do last night that was yellow?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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