if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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