The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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