this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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