I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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