I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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