quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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