I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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