Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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