am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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