I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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