is your mom at the bar?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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